First impressions matter

Approach Me.

So you want my attention. Let's make sure you ask for it correctly.

If you're new: you don't contact me yet. You read the Rules, you fill out the intake, and you let your answers introduce you. That is the introduction. The intake is where I meet everyone.

If you've completed the intake: you'll hear from me if I like what I read. I know that's hard. Waiting gracefully is the second thing I'll ever teach you.

If you're an existing sub: you know how to reach me, and you know that “hey” is not a message, it's a noise.

If you have a business inquiry: partnerships, features, collaborations, use the email below with Business in the subject line and make your first sentence worth my time. I respond to professional inquiries the way I respond to everything: properly, and on my schedule.

One instruction, for everyone: whatever you write, write it like someone who's about to be evaluated by the most interesting woman they'll contact this year. Because you are.

Write to Emilia

The moon doesn't chase. But she always answers the tide that comes to her properly. 💋